President George W. Bush gave a fantastic speech yesterday about spreading awareness of ‘culturebietes’. Mr. Bush cannot look directly at other races for fear of uncontrollable vomiting when seeing them. This is the same disease his father suffers from, as displayed in Japan, 1992. George W, although a sufferer of this horrendous disease still employs minoritieson his Texas ranch. In support of his outreach to tribal cultures, High Priestess Mbuga Barazakwai stands ceremonially behind the president ready to catch his projectile vomit in a holy bucket should he make eye contact with one of the several asian reporters in the crowd.
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