In Miami this week 4 police officers were shot when pulling over an African-American man who immigrated from Africa to America apparently without properly claiming all the free benefits and money he was entitled to. When the officers approached the man attempting to transfer these forgotten benefits, he opened fire on them, killing one and injuring 3 others. This is a total suprise in the Miami community. Everyone knows that Miami has little to no reported crime, and such a happening was outrageous. Especially against police officers. This reporter could not find a single incedent of police officers opening fire on citizens. In over 1 report read about police in Miami, the only reported incedent were scenes from the movie Bad Boys 2. The world is coming to a head, when innocent police officers are gunned down while “protecting and serving” the little people. Video games and movies are to blame. Teaching society that since it is alright for police to go on rampages and blow up half a city and murder hundreds, it MUST be alright for criminals to go on rampages also. For how else could our street guardians be allowed to do thier civic duty of killing us?
Muslims like to burn stuff. Usually such items as flags or pictures and posters. The common American citizen gets upset when he sees a backwater Pakistani burn an American flag. The American thinks that the Pakistani is really upset about the policies of the US in regards to the Muslim world. Wrong. Muslims like to burn stuff. The Pakistani Cricket coach Bob Woolmer died this weekend after a shocking Pakistani loss to Ireland. The Pakistanis instead of mourning the death or even some good old fashioned Canadian rioting of the loss, decided to burn posters of the Pakistani players. Muslims like to burn stuff. I recently visited Pakistan and for the heck of it started burning pictures of prophets of Islam while chanting nonsensical rantings. Sure enough within minutes I was joined by hundreds of Muslims who normally would be worshipping those religious icons. Nothing bonds Muslims like fire and chanting. At least one thing is certain from this experiment. Mulsims like to burn stuff.
FAT. That’s what our children are. We feed them McDonald’s, Burger King, Taco Bell, and Hebrew National hotdogs with no remorse. The average child will develop type 2 diabetes by 11, a 3 year contract with the Oakland Raiders by 18, and death by 22. With American life expectancy what it is due to uncontrolled obesity, its no wonder the rest of the world hates us: we’re gassy, smelly, and use two seats at the UN cinema. I would say the Chinese are already packing their suitcases to move into what will be an empty continent of dead fat bodies by 2021, but by my picture you can see the Asians who move into this land aren’t faring any better. However, I agree with fat people in general: it’s not all our fault. After extensive research it has been discovered that this entire nation is built on top of an ancient Indian burial ground. Obesity was a result of our forefathers disrespect for the native cultures of this land. So if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go have White Castle and pay my penance for raping Navajo land.