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  • Nowhere to Run…

    Nationalism has led to hundreds of millions of deaths over the past century alone. However killing millions of people is now seen as a positive in light of so called global threats such as “climate change”, over-population, and conservatism. Due to this thought change, nationalism is increasing in popularity although with a globalist overtone.
    This article in the Telegraph is an interesting bit of opinion for you ideologues.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/janetdaley/6845967/Therell-be-nowhere-to-run-from-the-new-world-government.html

    In case you arent a Van Damme fan, yes, this movie is called Nowhere to Run
    In case you aren't a Van Damme fan, yes, this movie is called "Nowhere to Run" (Picture links to IMDB)

  • Feeding Time At The FED

    The FED's Action Gives New Meaning to "Cash Cow"

    The Federal Reserve is Hoofing It, Again… to Jump Start the Economy

    In a recent Reuters poll, economists gave Federal Reserve System Chairman Ben Bernanke an “8” out of “10” for his handling of the economic crisis. With the unemployment rate still climbing and the economy sputtering, one wonders what these economists were smoking to give Mr. Bernanke such high marks. Connecticut Senator Christopher Dodd, a Democrat who chairs the Senate Banking Committee, said giving the Fed more authority “is like having a parent giving his son a bigger, faster car, right after he crashed the family station wagon”.

    One might expect that a poll among agronomists will show similar adoration about Bernanke’s impending, bold move to fortify our money. Dubbed by agronomists at the Fed as the A.C.T.I.O.N. Plan (Anticipatory Cattle Transfusions In Our Nation), the latest bailout plan will invigorate the suffering, cattle industry. The Fed has figured out how to feed cattle with Federal Reserve Notes. By adding vitamins, minerals, fiber and carbohydrates to Federal Reserve Notes, cattlemen will be able to feed money to their cattle instead of expensive commodities like corn.

    The new money will have different flavors and nutritional amounts based on the denomination of each note. The one dollar note will be “basic oats” flavor. The two dollar bill will taste like bananas. Chimpanzees have found the two dollar bills most appealing. The Fed will add a new three dollar bill to honor diversity. It will taste like “tutee-fruity”. In anticipation of human consumption of money, the five dollar notes will taste like Soylent Green1. In addition to keeping you “fed”, the new Federal Reserve Notes can cost effectively keep you warm, too!

    Mr. Bernanke said that this latest stimulation measure was received in the Federal Reserve’s Suggestion Box. Mr. B told reporters at a recent conference that the Fed welcomes all jump starting ideas because they realize that there must be more really good ones out there waiting to be tested on the public.

    Tom Compton ©2009 ● We Hold These Truths ● Website: whtt.org

    1 Soylent Green is a ‘70s sci-fi movie where Charlton Heston discovers that “Soylent Green” is made from people.

    To view a pdf file with color photos go to: http://whtt.org/images/PP-FeedingTime.pdf

  • Geicobama

    Thats the money you could be saving on NO BAILOUTS!
    Thats the money you could be saving with NO BAILOUTS!

    Obama has been quite busy lately.  Defending his massive spending bill.  Defending his massive bailouts.  Defending his decision to reverse several Bush policies.  While I am certainly no fan of Bush, I have to question why Obama needed so desperatley to reverse that policy banning federal funding of abortion clinics in foreign countries.  Well, we have talked about that already so lets move on.  Now we have to be told why we need to spend 4 Billion tax dollars on dead end energy research and a few billion more on rock cleaning in Antigua.  Of course, fearless leader decries the “pork earmarks” which old man McCain loves to cry about also.  What they fail to consider is that earmarks at least allow money already stolen by the federal government to come back into the communities they were stolen from.  But NO!  Earmarks are evil, because stolen money should be stolen completely!   How dare you idiotic comman man question trillions of dollars in bailout money and removal of private equity in the banking industry when people are getting some of their tax money back to help make their communities more livable!  Those are the true villians!!!!! (According to fearless leader at least.)