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Making War With The New People’s Army

Uncle Tom's Cabin — Tom @ February 27, 2011

It seems that the army must be in dire need of cash.  The other day I received a call from a telemarketer asking me to donate to the army.  I got to thinking, why not bring our troops home from the 700 military bases in 130 countries and defend our own country.  I bet we could cut the military spending in half and start reducing our gargantuan national debt.  For the hawks in the country who would like to start more wars, like one in Iran,  I say, let them pay for it by donating to the Military/Industrial complex.  Count me out.  To find out about the whole plan the plan go to:

Uncle Tom’s Car Tips – Have Fun Selling Your Junker

Uncle Tom's Cabin — Tom @ November 5, 2009

What do you do when you have a clunker sitting in your driveway that you don’t want to spend another dime on it to get to run.  Such was the plight of Jezabel Jaguar. to the rescue.  Check out the You Tube video how Jazabel found a new home from one of the anxious Craigslist buyers:, This Is Not Jezabel

No, this is not a picture of Jezabel but a custom car owned by one of her perspective suitors that drove up to check her out.  Get the details on the You Tube video.

Feeding Time At The FED

Uncle Tom's Cabin — Tom @ July 9, 2009

The FED's Action Gives New Meaning to "Cash Cow"

The Federal Reserve is Hoofing It, Again… to Jump Start the Economy

In a recent Reuters poll, economists gave Federal Reserve System Chairman Ben Bernanke an “8” out of “10” for his handling of the economic crisis. With the unemployment rate still climbing and the economy sputtering, one wonders what these economists were smoking to give Mr. Bernanke such high marks. Connecticut Senator Christopher Dodd, a Democrat who chairs the Senate Banking Committee, said giving the Fed more authority “is like having a parent giving his son a bigger, faster car, right after he crashed the family station wagon”.

One might expect that a poll among agronomists will show similar adoration about Bernanke’s impending, bold move to fortify our money. Dubbed by agronomists at the Fed as the A.C.T.I.O.N. Plan (Anticipatory Cattle Transfusions In Our Nation), the latest bailout plan will invigorate the suffering, cattle industry. The Fed has figured out how to feed cattle with Federal Reserve Notes. By adding vitamins, minerals, fiber and carbohydrates to Federal Reserve Notes, cattlemen will be able to feed money to their cattle instead of expensive commodities like corn.

The new money will have different flavors and nutritional amounts based on the denomination of each note. The one dollar note will be “basic oats” flavor. The two dollar bill will taste like bananas. Chimpanzees have found the two dollar bills most appealing. The Fed will add a new three dollar bill to honor diversity. It will taste like “tutee-fruity”. In anticipation of human consumption of money, the five dollar notes will taste like Soylent Green1. In addition to keeping you “fed”, the new Federal Reserve Notes can cost effectively keep you warm, too!

Mr. Bernanke said that this latest stimulation measure was received in the Federal Reserve’s Suggestion Box. Mr. B told reporters at a recent conference that the Fed welcomes all jump starting ideas because they realize that there must be more really good ones out there waiting to be tested on the public.

Tom Compton ©2009 ● We Hold These Truths ● Website:

1 Soylent Green is a ‘70s sci-fi movie where Charlton Heston discovers that “Soylent Green” is made from people.

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