Month: June 2004

Michael Moore celebrates being a fat ass by letting the world know he wants TWO ‘moore’ Big Macs! When the waiter cut him off after his seventeenth burger, Moore released the details on his next film ‘Goodburger… Gone Bad’. The film will show conclusive evidence that McDonald’s backed the Kennedy assassination and still plots to place mid-ranged ballastic missiles in Cuba, targeted at every Burger King, Wendy’s, Hardee’s, and Jack in the Box location in the continental US. The movie also provides details gleaned by Moore through countless interviews of street bums, and gay strippers, on how McDonalds continues to lace its food with cocaine and small amounts of poison, countered only by the serum found in their cola beverages, ensuring return visits to the resteraunt on the pain of death. For an exlusive addendum on Michael Moore see here!