{"id":9,"date":"2006-03-10T21:00:59","date_gmt":"2006-03-10T21:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/?p=9"},"modified":"2009-01-08T06:41:42","modified_gmt":"2009-01-07T22:41:42","slug":"i-liveagain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/?p=9","title":{"rendered":"I LIVE&#8230;.AGAIN!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Serious Sidiov\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/images\/stories\/serious.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"385\" height=\"289\" \/>Basically, I hate zombies. They are everywhere, and apparently they have now learned to communicate and are applying for my position as server administrator. At a lower wage. Bastards. So now, in addition to my normal off-hours duties as a vampire hunter, I have decided to become a zombie slayer. Just to let you know if you are ever bitten and suddenly find yourself shambling around the city and hungering for human flesh&#8230; the next thing you will probably see will be the picture above.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Basically, I hate zombies. They are everywhere, and apparently they have now learned to communicate and are&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[15,20],"class_list":["post-9","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-greatwizard-news","tag-lunacy","tag-sidiov"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":61,"href":"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions\/61"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}