{"id":122,"date":"2009-01-27T08:59:21","date_gmt":"2009-01-27T00:59:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/?p=122"},"modified":"2009-01-27T09:09:44","modified_gmt":"2009-01-27T01:09:44","slug":"an-arresting-affair-at-the-big-box-church","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/?p=122","title":{"rendered":"An Arresting Affair At The Big Box Church"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_121\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-121\" style=\"width: 478px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-121\" src=\"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/yugo-02.jpg\" alt=\"Can a Yugo do 121 mph in a church parking lot?\" width=\"478\" height=\"306\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/yugo-02.jpg 478w, https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/yugo-02-300x192.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 478px) 100vw, 478px\" \/><\/strong><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-121\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Can a modified Yugo do 121 mph in a church parking lot?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;  Normal 0   false false false        MicrosoftInternetExplorer4  &lt;![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;   &lt;![endif]--> <span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">Our church parking lot is so big that tempers can flare during the exodus of worshipers after an inspiring sermon.<span> <\/span>Horns sporadically blare, and an occasional pedestrian is run over, etc.<span> <\/span>To curb the chaos and speed the exit process, an \u201cExpress Exit\u201d was installed with a speed limit of 120 mph.<span> Find out what happened when I got the old Yugo up to 121 mph:\u00a0 <a title=\"An Arresting Affair\" href=\"http:\/\/www.whtt.org\/images\/PP-Arresting-Affair.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/www.whtt.org\/images\/PP-Arresting-Affair.pdf<\/a><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our church parking lot is so big that tempers can flare during the exodus of worshipers after an inspiring sermon. Horns sporadically blare, and an occasional pedestrian is run over, etc. To curb the chaos and speed the exit process, an \u201cExpress Exit\u201d was installed with a speed limit of 120 mph. Find out what [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[42,45,44,43],"class_list":["post-122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncletom","tag-christian-zionism","tag-gaza","tag-israel","tag-zionist"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":125,"href":"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions\/125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.greatwizard.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}