Chubby Cherub (1986)
Action

Publisher	Bandai America, Inc.
Developer	Bandai America, Inc.

These are the adventures of a hungry little cupid as he goes on a quest to stuff his face with cupcakes by avoiding angry beagles. The Official Nintendo Player's Guide of 1987 gave a moving speech about the game: "Help Chubby Cherub chomp and chase all day. He's depending on you!"

I'm not going to pretend to understand this game, all I know is that this cartridge is a waste of plastic. They could have used the plastic for bubble wrap or Jack in the Box Kid's Meal toys.

Chubby Cherub could fly through the air with his vacant grin, and you could kill puppies by throwing hearts at them. This was done using something he called the Gau-Gau cannon. Then he would ravenously eat any little cakes or fruits you flew him too close to. I once flew him into a corner and left for the evening without turning off the Nintendo. When I came back, Chubby Cherub was sitting on a huge pile of animal remains picking his teeth with one of their ribs. It was pretty gross.