Muslims like to burn stuff. Usually such items as flags or pictures and posters. The common American citizen gets upset when he sees a backwater Pakistani burn an American flag. The American thinks that the Pakistani is really upset about the policies of the US in regards to the Muslim world. Wrong. Muslims like to burn stuff. The Pakistani Cricket coach Bob Woolmer died this weekend after a shocking Pakistani loss to Ireland. The Pakistanis instead of mourning the death or even some good old fashioned Canadian rioting of the loss, decided to burn posters of the Pakistani players. Muslims like to burn stuff. I recently visited Pakistan and for the heck of it started burning pictures of prophets of Islam while chanting nonsensical rantings. Sure enough within minutes I was joined by hundreds of Muslims who normally would be worshipping those religious icons. Nothing bonds Muslims like fire and chanting. At least one thing is certain from this experiment. Mulsims like to burn stuff.
Tag: terror
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Allah Ackbar! Allah OK!
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BRING IN THE CLOWNS…
In a protest over the loss of his life partner the Hamburgler, during a tragic incident in Tikrit, Ronald McDonald, 50, of San Bernardino, CA hung himself outside of President Bush’s Texas ranch Friday. Ronald left a note portraying his desire to see all the anti war protestors follow in his oversized footsteps. It is expected that up to 25,000 liberal peacemongers may cease their existence before Labor Day, in a show of solidarity with Mr. McDonald. White House Extremist spokesman Richard Pettigut assured the press that the suicides were ignored by the president and any future bodies discovered near the ranch would be flown to Iraq and dropped on the enemy in order to prove our dedication for global freedom to the terrorists. (-Photo: Local rancher Bill Hardley contemplates saving money on his son’s birthday pinata.) -
ENEMIES OF THE STATUS QUO
Pakistan’s Dr. Abdul Qadeer Khan has made a public apology for selling nuclear secrets to such enemies of the West as Iran, Libya, and North Korea. The Iranian PLX-DV223 ICBM platform (shown in picture) is the first complete build of Pakistani sold nuclear secrets to rear its ugly head (literally). Cpt. Abdul Shamatmahan (far right) has been calibrating firing sequences on these new WMDs for nearly two months now, and has increased the accurate firing distance to nearly 42.67 meters (140ft). Brigadier General Ronald McAlibaster, serving with the 82nd Airborne US Army division in Iraq, fears the mental impact this will have on his soldiers. ‘Every mule is now shot on site, for fear of letting the single radioactive one slip by and start Armageddon.’