Thankfully there are a few patriotic Americans left in this country’s dying bosom. Everyone should be proud of the man who is outraged over the words ‘under God’ added to the pledge of allegiance to reinforce our freedom and right to worship God. Of course, no one is forced to say it, but we all know merely hearing the words can scar the soul and destroy the fragile psyches of atheists. But since they are just advanced monkeys I say fuck em, keep the words in since those who believe in God have a supernatural force beyond all power on their side, and the atheists just have… uhh… some ancient club weilding neanderthals and fish with legs. So in the spirit of being pissed about things, I demand we ban vegetables. Look at the picture…. look at it. If vegetables can do this, what else can they do to destroy the fabric of society. Oh wait this is counter-intuitive to my point. I guess the crux of the matter is our laws are based on morals. Our morals are bsaed on religion. Religion! Who says murder is wrong? RELIGION! How dare we impose religious beliefs on the citizens of this country! No laws, no control should be allowed, for any and all we set up will be based on religious morals. In nature there are no morals, only in religion. Of course we should allow homosexual marriage, remove all references to God from our daily lives, and stop penalizing people for performing their natural human rights through murder, robbery, rape, and whatever else we feel like doing. Somedays I just want to kill these fucking dumbshits. But thankfully I have enough religious morals to keep my finger off the trigger… so far.
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WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
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ENEMIES OF THE STATUS QUO
Pakistan’s Dr. Abdul Qadeer Khan has made a public apology for selling nuclear secrets to such enemies of the West as Iran, Libya, and North Korea. The Iranian PLX-DV223 ICBM platform (shown in picture) is the first complete build of Pakistani sold nuclear secrets to rear its ugly head (literally). Cpt. Abdul Shamatmahan (far right) has been calibrating firing sequences on these new WMDs for nearly two months now, and has increased the accurate firing distance to nearly 42.67 meters (140ft). Brigadier General Ronald McAlibaster, serving with the 82nd Airborne US Army division in Iraq, fears the mental impact this will have on his soldiers. ‘Every mule is now shot on site, for fear of letting the single radioactive one slip by and start Armageddon.’ -
THE TERRORISTS ARE COMING, THE TERRORISTS ARE COMING!
In the current national spotlight still sits our airline security. We have tightened it down to the point of searching cars parked for more than 24 for hours within one mile of major airports. Yet, in these treacherous times, where one out of every six flights is destined to become a weapon of mass destruction in the hands of a lunatic religious fanatic, we still allow dangerous items on board airliners. This CNN story explains how frightened a commercial pilot became when he noticed several passengers being let on with potentially lethal equipment. An old man’s walking cane, ball point pens, and mirrors, represent just a small section of the murder machines let on to our commercial flights. I myself have written dozens of requests to lawmakers to ban clothing on all potentially dangerous (hot) women boarding aircraft. Yet everytime I fly I am forced to sit in stress, waiting for that demented beauty to unleash those bags of VX Gas hidden in her bra, and force our dead bodies out the door as human bombs to splatter on the streets of downtown Bismark, ND.