Hundreds of thousands are dying in Darfur. The world is crying out for USA and the UN to do something about it. Of course, the moment the USA decides to take action they will be accused of ‘policing the world.’ The USA can’t win. And why does it matter? If the US gave away every ounce of wealth and prosperity they’ve created over the years to African nations torn apart by civil war… the US would be reminiscent of Mad Max, and Africa would still be killing and raping each other for fun. Apart from a handful of well meaning celebrities who really can’t understand the world around them anymore (Bono – I appreciate your desire for a better world, but you don’t understand human nature very well, no matter how many songs about small boys and old men you write) no one speaking out for a resolution knows anything about the place. Certainly they have never been there and witnessed firsthand the atrocity and absolute terror that reigns supreme. It can’t be stopped. The heart of darkness lives on in Africa. We tried to help in Somalia and look what that got. Absolutely Nothing. Well, maybe a worse situation and the movie “Black Hawk Down,” neither of which were worth the effort. All in all, nothing is going to help Africa, and several other parts of the globe. Unless of course the UN finally does what the Birch society said it would do: The Final Solution.
Author: Sidiov
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THEY’RE COMING TO TAKE YOU AWAY, HAHA!
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FATBOY, NOT SLIM
FAT. That’s what our children are. We feed them McDonald’s, Burger King, Taco Bell, and Hebrew National hotdogs with no remorse. The average child will develop type 2 diabetes by 11, a 3 year contract with the Oakland Raiders by 18, and death by 22. With American life expectancy what it is due to uncontrolled obesity, its no wonder the rest of the world hates us: we’re gassy, smelly, and use two seats at the UN cinema. I would say the Chinese are already packing their suitcases to move into what will be an empty continent of dead fat bodies by 2021, but by my picture you can see the Asians who move into this land aren’t faring any better. However, I agree with fat people in general: it’s not all our fault. After extensive research it has been discovered that this entire nation is built on top of an ancient Indian burial ground. Obesity was a result of our forefathers disrespect for the native cultures of this land. So if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go have White Castle and pay my penance for raping Navajo land. -
END OF THE WORLD…(as we know it)
Southern California erupted in flames last week as billions of illegal Mexican immigrants took to the streets rioting in protest of unfair treatment towards them. Juan Miguel Jimenez Marcos San Portarro commented on the scene with contempt. ‘The U.S. government thinks they can refuse to give illegal immigrants basic right such as free homes, food, cars, licenses, passports, get out of jail free cards, directv, cable internet, and on-demand pornography. We do jobs you wont do, like the jobs you used to do until we took them from you because we said you wouldn’t do it. So there.’ After Mexican insurgents fired rockets into San Diego Saturday, killing hundreds of other Mexicans because they didn’t realize that all of San Diego is Hispanic now, they began to move northwards to the hold out city-state of Orange County . ‘We plan to fight for our lives and rights,’ stated Mark Brown, of Anaheim . Jenny Wade of Pasadena said, ‘I thought that my 78% tax rate that went straight to illegal immigrants was enough, I was wrong.’ Whatever the outcome, one thing is for sure. Hablo español bien.