Month: June 2006

In a protest over the loss of his life partner the Hamburgler, during a tragic incident in Tikrit, Ronald McDonald, 50, of San Bernardino, CA hung himself outside of President Bush’s Texas ranch Friday. Ronald left a note portraying his desire to see all the anti war protestors follow in his oversized footsteps. It is expected that up to 25,000 liberal peacemongers may cease their existence before Labor Day, in a show of solidarity with Mr. McDonald. White House Extremist spokesman Richard Pettigut assured the press that the suicides were ignored by the president and any future bodies discovered near the ranch would be flown to Iraq and dropped on the enemy in order to prove our dedication for global freedom to the terrorists. (-Photo: Local rancher Bill Hardley contemplates saving money on his son’s birthday pinata.)