Month: February 2004

Pakistan’s Dr. Abdul Qadeer Khan has made a public apology for selling nuclear secrets to such enemies of the West as Iran, Libya, and North Korea. The Iranian PLX-DV223 ICBM platform (shown in picture) is the first complete build of Pakistani sold nuclear secrets to rear its ugly head (literally). Cpt. Abdul Shamatmahan (far right) has been calibrating firing sequences on these new WMDs for nearly two months now, and has increased the accurate firing distance to nearly 42.67 meters (140ft). Brigadier General Ronald McAlibaster, serving with the 82nd Airborne US Army division in Iraq, fears the mental impact this will have on his soldiers. ‘Every mule is now shot on site, for fear of letting the single radioactive one slip by and start Armageddon.’